MMGN: The Novel

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Okay guys, this is going to be fun. Basically you can write one line at a time, and then the person after you continues the story. Once things get ridiculously out of hand, I'll bundle everyone's responses into an epub file and then you can all read it on your iPad/Kindle/Phones etc. Also just for contributing you'll get a shiny achievement that will be granted once the epub file has been published.

I'll kick it off, but try to keep things semi-clean if you can manage it.

It was a dark and stormy August afternoon when Ben arrived in the office.

08/08/2012

Melbourne, Victoria

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Silence

The sounds of law and order echoed through the cityscape as he shut the door behind himself

07/08/2012

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OutsetBrodie

He had brought two cheeseburgers.

07/08/2012

Geelong, Victoria

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mordillo

But there was no meat paddy on the burgers so he returned them and went somewhere else.

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Leasha

As he stepped into KFC heads began to turn.

07/08/2012

In your house stealing your stuff..

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SirAbers

He quickly noticed at the back of the store a shirtless Guyver rubbing meat paddys on his nipples...

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Heller

"Why is everyone staring at me? Can't they see this guy rubbing meat on himself?" he thought, clutching his shoulder bag ever closer as he approached the counter.

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Melbourne, Victoria

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iSR

He was beginning to regret his decision to dress in womens clothing that day.

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Gryllis

But it was so sexy, who could blame him?

07/08/2012

The member formerly formerly known as ICC_06, formerly known as Ben.

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Heller

He'd seen Tano do it many times, so why should he feel ashamed to feel pretty on such a dark and grey day?

07/08/2012

Melbourne, Victoria

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Leasha

As he stepped even closer towards the counter he noticed something shiny.

07/08/2012

In your house stealing your stuff..

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OutsetBrodie

Ben went a bought another cheeseburger.

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Geelong, Victoria

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SirAbers

While waiting he dismissed his thoughts as he came to the conlucusion he shouldn't feel guilty; he deserved to treat himself from time to time and these high heel stilettos were just so god damn hot!

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mordillo

But it became too much, all these people staring, so he undressed on the spot.

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EndBoss

"Its peanut butter jelly time" is playing on the radio, the tradie at the corner dashes out the door.

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Heller

That's when he woke up, a cold sweat dripping through his shirt as realised he was dreaming at his desk.

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Melbourne, Victoria

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OutsetBrodie

Ben suddenly realised all of his actions were being controlled by members using a thread on MMGN.

07/08/2012

Geelong, Victoria

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mordillo

"How is this possible?" he asked himself aloud.

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SirAbers

Slowly staggering to his feet from the fetal position on the floor he looks around and does not recognise his office....

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iSR

Losing all control of his bodily functions, the unthinkable occurred...

07/08/2012

Perth, WA |

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Heller

"Surely not!" he exclaimed, trying to reassure himself before he realised Tano and Heller were staring at him, puzzled looks on their faces before Tano said "surely not what?"

07/08/2012

Melbourne, Victoria

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RSOP

"Ritchie walks in unexpendly" Hey guys! what the F, what's happening here?

07/08/2012

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capt_oats

Ben stares at Richie who now clearly isn't wearing hipster style clothing.
"It appears that I've woken up in an alternate universe?!" Ben says to himself...

07/08/2012

Σίδνεϊ, Αυστραλία.

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Heller

"No idea, Ben was sitting here sleeping, muttering about cheeseburgers and looking the prettiest and then he started freaking out on the floor" Heller replied, giving Ritchie a customary high five as he walked over Ben's body.

07/08/2012

Melbourne, Victoria

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RSOP

Dude, he is messed up so bad. What is he on? Ben, Ben, where is money. we need the money!

07/08/2012

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