MMGN: The Novel

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Okay guys, this is going to be fun. Basically you can write one line at a time, and then the person after you continues the story. Once things get ridiculously out of hand, I'll bundle everyone's responses into an epub file and then you can all read it on your iPad/Kindle/Phones etc. Also just for contributing you'll get a shiny achievement that will be granted once the epub file has been published.

I'll kick it off, but try to keep things semi-clean if you can manage it.

It was a dark and stormy August afternoon when Ben arrived in the office.

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*The Light Is So Dazzling That While It Is Painful To Look At They Can't Stop Staring Causing Their Eyes To Melt*

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"I THOUGHT I SAID CUT?" Nolan screams, shutting down the lights before the MMGN crew's eyesight was totally destroyed. They stared at Nolan, who was breathing heavily before he finally muttered "and that's it, we've finished the remake of Raiders of the Lost Ark," before walking off the set.

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*As Soon As He Leaves They Immediately Begin Filming Over The First 15 Minutes Of the Film With a Remake Of MMGN: The Musical*

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"I said I'll give it a ten out of ten, but the fans all said 'OFF WITH HIS HEAD', and the publisher smiled with a look of total glee, I own your souls, you must make me happy" Ben started signing while dancing a glorious number which left the other MMGN staff members gasping.

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*Which Then Turned To Hyperventilating. Then to Suffocating. Then To Unconsciousness. Then CPR From Ben.*
And that is why whenever anyone gasps we say "Ben Bless You"

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M@ndyz

The filming finishes and while Ben is leaving he finds a car with the keys still in it..

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He then proceeds to track down the owner of the car as he is a nice person. He then helps the person into the car the man then pulls out. About ten meters out of the parking lot it exploded...

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Snix

Ben starts smiling. The smile turns into manical laughter as he grips the detonator firmly in his hand.

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The man then hobbles out of the car miraculously unscathed. He then proceeded to...

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Shake off the dust on his shoulder, bringing a sly smirk across his leathery face, and aims a gun right at Ben, who stops laughing almost instantly.

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He pulls the trigger and out pops a little banner that says "BANG!". He then walks over to Ben and they both embrace and laugh. It was only a publicity stunt for the movie.

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Little did they know they were being watched by 2 mysterious silhouettes in an ally across the road.

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"Only if they knew what we had planned," one of them said in a hoarse whisper, the warmth of his breath causing fog to rise in the cold air. "I'll show them what it feels like, after putting up with senseless memes like Scabes around the world for my entire life," the other exclaimed, rubbing his hands together.

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Mike2DMaxx4

Oh and they laughed. They laughed an laughed and laughed their evil laughs. Loud enough for Tano to hear who then points them out and....

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Starts laughing with them. Ben then asks "Why are you laughing with those men in the alley? You are only allowed to laugh with me." This was what was stated in the contract Ben made him sign when Tano applied to beome Bens official rickshaw puller. As it turns out Tano was tired of Ben using the large whip to tell him to go faster, he preferred the smaller one, So he hired the men to rough Ben up. Ben then turns toward Tano as he puts two and two together. He looks at him with a look of both shock and disgust and shock. Ben looks back at the men, but they are nowhere to be found. He then returns home to prepare for the epic battle with the two men. Who he has named....

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Mike2DMaxx4

"The Wolves" he had seen them a couple of nights on the way home on the tram. But only seen a glimpse of them before they disappeared in the cold nights air followed with a long bone chilling howl. He had thought he was hearing and seeing things. But right then he knew, it was time. He had to prepare quick. Ben called his connection, mikerulz8 just to be safe, police would see it as a try hard kid and would not suspect a thing. He wanted supplies which were

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Behind the counter so to speak, and mikerulz8 was just the man for the job. His cold, steely reserve had made him famous in the underground cockfighting scene, but few knew he was an ex-cop with a predilection for painkillers, thrown off the force and forced to run a two-bit operation that was loosely labelled as a "private detective firm."

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Mike sat in his chair, acting as calm as a soft breeze on a dead night. He took a puff on his cigar "So word through the street says you're looking to take down the wolves" he gestured blowing out the stale smoke that thickened the air. "On the condition you enter your cat in a fight" Ben staggered back as if he thought Mike was crazy. Little did he know Mike would go beyond the limits to cross any line. The smell of flatulence crowded the air with smoke. Someone let one go, but who...

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capt_oats

mikerulz8 associate capt_oats had entered the room unknowingly and let one go. He apologised promptly.
Cap_oats was mikes "inside man" in the police force. The only one who stayed faithful to mike after he was expelled from the police force. He helps mike out every now and then.

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Σίδνεϊ, Αυστραλία.

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"I've just had about enough of this nonsense, Ritchie, give them the god damn cat and let's get this over with" Ben said through gritted teeth, but that's when Ritchie started to cry. "No, not my precious Money, do you have any idea what they'll do to him," he softly responded, a tear rolling down his cheek before splashing onto Money's soft, kitty paws.

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Money purrs, the water splashes her. Even a mere drop of water makes her run. Money begins to start running... Running... And then they were all chasing the cat. But then they saw something that made them stop dead in their tracks...

11/08/2012

Can someone please tell the guy to the left to shush?

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"HOLY CORNBALLS OF INCREDULOUS FEAR, IT'S GARY BUSEY!" Tano screamed, immediately whipping out his wallet with his official Gary Busey fanclub card.

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Doles

"Hey guys, I wonder if i could get you to sing a backing track while I do my artistic impression of sand", said Gary.

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Their harmonies started to sway as they launched into a barbershop quartet number, their voices swirling around the environment as Mr. Busey moved his body in perfect unison, his sand swept art taking shape well into the afternoon. Before long they reaheller@mmgn.comlised it was well past midnight, as they all sat on the cold concrete floor and shared beers and laughter with the insane actor turned artist.

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After getting completely wasted they all passed out on the floor. Eleven hours, ten minutes, and 42 seconds later they all awoke simultaneously. They found themselves....

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