The Riddle Thread!

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So this is how the game works.
I'll start it of with a riddle. The next person answers the riddle. I tell them if they are correct. And then they make a riddle for the next person to answer, and so on.
So, my first riddle is:
A butcher is 1.2 meters tall and wears a size 7 shoe. What does he weigh?

18/05/2011

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abujaffer

Snix said: A man without eyes saw plums on a tree.
He didn't take plums
He didn't leave plums
How can this be?

He's hallucinating? [MOG]

14/04/2011

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Silence

abujaffer said:
Snix said: A man without eyes saw plums on a tree.
He didn't take plums
He didn't leave plums
How can this be?

He's hallucinating?

I'll extend off that. He's dreaming?

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MicDaMan

Wowo that's an old one.. The man only has one eye. There are two plums on the tree he only sees one, he only takes one and he leaves one.. So he takes a plum, and leaves a plum
SO NOT PLUMS

hard one to explain =_=

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Snix

Genius. You're turn

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MicDaMan

What is once in a minute, twice in a moment, and never in a thousand years?

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Silence

The letter "M"

With riddles like that, the first thing I always do is look for letters :P

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MicDaMan

Yep good one ;)

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Silence

This one gave me the shits the other day

A place:
Where time slows down,
The seasons converge,
And the ends of the earth are far away

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Venzero

what is the beginning of eternity, the end of everyone, the beginning of every thing, and the end of every place?

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stygiaN_

Silence said: This one gave me the shits the other day
A place:
Where time slows down,
The seasons converge,
And the ends of the earth are far away

Like, literally? Explosive bowel movements? :P

The equator

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Silence

>_>

Googlist >_>

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abujaffer

Venzero said: what is the beginning of eternity, the end of everyone, the beginning of every thing, and the end of every place?

The letter "E". I haven't heard it before! I'm not lying! RUMOURS I TELLZ YOU! LIZE ALL OF EM! [Rage]

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renagadez

i laughed at explosive bowel movements

cuz im doing it right now

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Tano

Next one!

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"Niko! Cousin!"

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stygiaN_

Silence said: >_>
Googlist >_>

I use to post lots in the original riddle thread, I've heard and seen most of these so far.

renagadez said: i laughed at explosive bowel movements
cuz im doing it right now

+ like. Lol.

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DrRockso

What goes around in circles, has a stripe down the middle and can be found between two things beginning with T.

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MicDaMan

DrRockso said: What goes around in circles, has a stripe down the middle and can be found between two things beginning with T.

=_= Hint

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DrRockso

MicDaMan said:

DrRockso said: What goes around in circles, has a stripe down the middle and can be found between two things beginning with T.

Hint

Hint: I'm not green

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MicDaMan

DrRockso said:
MicDaMan said:

DrRockso said: What goes around in circles, has a stripe down the middle and can be found between two things beginning with T.

Hint

Hint: I'm not green

[WTF]

Whats the answer???? :'@

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DrRockso

MicDaMan said:

DrRockso said:

MicDaMan said:

DrRockso said: What goes around in circles, has a stripe down the middle and can be found between two things beginning with T.

Hint

Hint: I'm not green

Whats the answer????

There isn't one, I just made it up lol [MOG]

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Dblacksquish

DrRockso said:
There isn't one, I just made it up lol

LOL!
Thats gold (*)

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Scott

I'm not a word, I'm not a letter. I'm not a number or a picture, but can be written. What am I?

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Brawl: Scott - 1807-5138-3949 Pokemon Black: Scott - 0991 7089 7872

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Kerosanak

History?

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I'm still kind of a big deal in the Capital Wasteland.

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Scott

good answer but not what i was thinking.

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Brawl: Scott - 1807-5138-3949 Pokemon Black: Scott - 0991 7089 7872

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MicDaMan

DrRockso said:
MicDaMan said:

DrRockso said:

MicDaMan said:

DrRockso said: What goes around in circles, has a stripe down the middle and can be found between two things beginning with T.

Hint

Hint: I'm not green

Whats the answer????

There isn't one, I just made it up lol