Mario is the ultimate romantic, a tragic lover. In 25 years he's died countless times chasing after his love, seemingly because she's been "kidnapped".
Was she really kidnapped all that time, or is she just too much of a coward to admit to Mario that she doesn't love him anymore? Either way, something needs to give: no man should have to put up with this much pain.
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Thanks to Master0fHyrule