In this week's episode of Console Wars, Sega and Sony kidnap Nintendo. No, really.
This might just be the most hilariously pointless promotional video ever created. In the history of man. Anywhere. OF ALL TIME1!1
But it's also kind of awesome ... mainly because it causes me to cry tears of nostalgia.
I dare you to find a better bad promotional video. Not a better promotional video: a better bad promotional video.